Jack Osbourne had sex with Paris Hilton

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne revealed to The Sun that Jack Osbourne, allegedly had sex with Paris Hilton. Does this girl have any standards or what? According to the Sun,

Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of Kelly or Amy— which one was it, Sharon?”

Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!”

Jack Osbourne? That fat kid on that stupid MTV show? The judge should tack 45 more days on Paris Hilton’s jail sentence for doing something that disgusting. But, come on, Jack Osbourne? I really am starting to believe Paris has had sex with every male in Hollywood. I mean, Jack Osbourne.